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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the chicken get a penalty?","punchline":"For fowl play.","id":318}
{"type":"programming","setup":"A user interface is like a joke.","punchline":"If you have to explain it then it is not that good.","id":59}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Papillary renal cell carcinoma","displaytitle":"Papillary renal cell carcinoma","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16877679","titles":{"canonical":"Papillary_renal_cell_carcinoma","normalized":"Papillary renal cell carcinoma","display":"Papillary renal cell carcinoma"},"pageid":63591324,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6b/Histopathology_of_papillary_renal_cell_carcinoma_type_1.jpg/330px-Histopathology_of_papillary_renal_cell_carcinoma_type_1.jpg","width":320,"height":212},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6b/Histopathology_of_papillary_renal_cell_carcinoma_type_1.jpg","width":1259,"height":836},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1277209103","tid":"7bd5482e-f1cb-11ef-b09f-96730c52ef8d","timestamp":"2025-02-23T09:49:33Z","description":"Medical condition","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papillary_renal_cell_carcinoma","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papillary_renal_cell_carcinoma?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papillary_renal_cell_carcinoma?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Papillary_renal_cell_carcinoma"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papillary_renal_cell_carcinoma","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Papillary_renal_cell_carcinoma","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papillary_renal_cell_carcinoma?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Papillary_renal_cell_carcinoma"}},"extract":"Papillary renal cell carcinoma (PRCC) is a malignant, heterogeneous tumor originating from renal tubular epithelial cells of the kidney, which comprises approximately 10-15% of all kidney neoplasms. Based on its morphological features, PRCC can be classified into two main subtypes, which are type 1 (basophilic) and type 2 (eosinophilic).","extract_html":"
Papillary renal cell carcinoma (PRCC) is a malignant, heterogeneous tumor originating from renal tubular epithelial cells of the kidney, which comprises approximately 10-15% of all kidney neoplasms. Based on its morphological features, PRCC can be classified into two main subtypes, which are type 1 (basophilic) and type 2 (eosinophilic).
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