{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}
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{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
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