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{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}

{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}

{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}

{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}

{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}

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